Monday, May 9, 2016

Tapping the Billionaire by Max Monroe

Summary from Amazon:

Blind dates? Online dating profiles? Been there, done that.

Georgia Cummings has zero luck with dating, and the era of the internet is not her friend. No matter how fast she runs, how many corners she turns, she can’t find her way out of this weird, alternate universe where men think dick pics are a replacement for small talk and getting to know a girl. One more crotch selfie and she might write men off for good…

But why can’t she stop fantasizing about him?

Kline Brooks is the quintessential billionaire bad boy—dark, styled, short hair, muscles for days, and a panty-dropping smile.
Except—he isn’t.

As his employee, he won’t touch her with a ten foot pole.
But she won’t touch him either.

Too bad their hormones missed the memo.

Disclaimer:
If you’re the type of woman who prefers crotch selfies to small talk, this book isn’t for you.

If you enjoy random men you’ve never met filling up your inbox with dirty words and porn—for reasons focused more towards diddling your donut than laughing at the absurdity—this book isn’t for you.

If you HATE laughing, this book isn’t for you.

If you want your male leads to grunt, thrust like jack rabbits, and have one-track minds that prefer a nice pair of tits to brains every hour of every day for the rest of forever, well, then, this book still isn’t for you.

But…If you enjoy a good swoon, a hearty laugh, witty banter, and some hot as f*@% f*@%ing, then consider Georgia Cummings your Girl Friday and Kline Brooks your next irresistible book boyfriend.

My Thoughts:

   Two mystery romance writers teamed up under the pseudonym of Max Monroe to bring us The Billionaire Bad Boys series and it is so much fun!
     Georgia Cummings is the head of marketing for Brooks Media and she loves her job.  Sure her boss is good looking but he is always a gentleman and has never been anything but professional. 
     Kline Brooks is the CEO of his own company and is so busy with it that he rarely dates.  It also goes against every single one of his principles to date or even flirt with anyone at work so he keeps his head down and works. 
     Kline and Georgie have always had a great working relationship until one day….Kline is in desperate need of a date to a benefit so his meddling mother will not fix him up with a gold-digging shrew and Georgia is the perfect candidate.
     This was such a fun story! There is everything here that you could want in a romance book; spunky, fun female lead, swoon-y male lead, great secondary characters, laughter, tears….this is a great beginning to a new series. 
     Georgia is strong, funny and smart with no wishy-washy, lame tendencies that make you want to strangle her. Her relationship with her best friend, Cassie? Awesome and hilarious! Georgia’s crazy parents? Hilarious!
     I cannot wait until the next book in this series is released! 4.5/5 stars
     
 

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